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Three Blue Ducks or as the yummy mummies around Bronte call it, Three Great F&%$s! Why? Because three professionally trained (young & good-looking) chefs, a couple of whom have Tetsuya on their resume, decided to open up their dream cafe in Bronte beach. After travelling the world together they decided surfing and being the object of women’s desires was more of a priority than feeding high-brow types over white linen. The result? Casual coffee and excellent eggs whilst breathing in the sea air.

The cafe won’t be hard to find along Bronte’s MacPherson Street shops, the place is constantly swarmed with people trying to snag a seat. So much so that the barista next door decide he join forces with the ducks to create extra space. And what a space it is! It has a rustic, DIY feel with street style art adorning the walls and mis-matching furniture creating an unpretentious place for the pretentious pigs that come here.

After hearing, reading and seeing the hype around Three Blue Ducks my expectations were high to say the least. Things were off to a great start when we got seated straight away and served perfectly brewed coffee, so I was getting even more excited about the food. The menu is small and intriguing. After a few mojitos the night before I needed something big and bad for me. The eggs benedict with wilted spinach and smoked trout had caught my eye but the thought of fish was unpalatable at that point so I asked for it to be substituted with bacon.

Apparently my order translated into poached eggs, bacon, roasted tomato and a side of basil with no hollandaise and a substantial serving of attitude on the side. The waitress was rude and unapologetic. Perhaps she just needs a good duck? That aside the meal was still tasty, as was the bacon and egg roll.

The Bitter: Staff that seem unwilling to serve you
The Sweet: Perfectly poached eggs and great art work
The Damage: Standard breakfast – meal and coffee will cost $25 per pig.

Oink Oink,

Truffle Pig.

Three Blue Ducks – 143 MacPherson Street, Bronte Beach –

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Comfort at my table… pretty self-explanatory really. A brilliant cook/artist (Nims), who has a undenialble love for all things feminine and vintage wants people to feel comfortable at her tables. Well, its working! All the pigs around town are willing to put up with uncomfortable queues to taste her culinary creations, both on the plate and on the walls.

Amongst the industrial streets of Milton you can find this not-so-secret sanctuary filled with fresh flowers, kitsch furniture and the smell of freshly baked goods wafting throughout. The place is always bustling with girly girls, Paddington hipsters, ladies who gossip, and blokes and business men who seem to love the potions that are fit for the hungriest pigs!

The menu has all the traditional favourites with a unique twist, just like the cafe itself, and is conveniently divided into Sweet and Savory. Whenever I see ham on a menu I struggle to look past it, so without much hesitation I opted for the green eggs and ham. I was presented with thickly cut ham straight off the bone teamed with creamy scrambled eggs mixed with homemade pesto. And if that isn’t enough to tempt you, it also comes with a smokey tomato relish… perfection.

My fellow piglets were generous enough to let me do my “market research” and taste their dishes, which were a feast for the eyes as much as they were for the appetite. To my left I tasted the mushroom breakfast – sauteed mushrooms  topped with ricotta and grilled lemon, delicate and delicious. To my right I got to taste the savory mince… this is when the food envy set in. The spoon full of mince I tasted was like a party in my mouth, appropriately teamed with 2 fried eggs and sourdough toast, I definitely know what I am ordering next time.

The joy didn’t stop at the main course. Here you can find a range of different coffees, drinks and teas to start, finish or accompany your meal. May I suggest you start with the lemon in hot water, which is great for digestion and you will need it if you plan on finishing off your meal. Or, if you want to conclude with a cookie – there is an abundance of sweets in the cabinet, all freshly made in-house. I highly recommend you wear comfortable pants when you want to go to get comfortable at these tables.

The Bitter: It is busy…. long waits on weekends and when you finally get seated there is a long wait for food
The Sweet: These days tables are being replaces with milk crates, but here you have space to move and art to admire
The Damage: Huge meals for slightly less than average – you can get a meal and coffee for around $15.

Oink Oink,

Truffle Pig.

Shop 5,19-23 Cribb St – Milton, QLD 4064 –

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1. Bondi Massive:

On top of the hill at the south end of Bondi, Bondi Massive is the perfect place to stop and people watch or make a pit stop before heading to the beach, here you have a menu and a take away cabinet fit for a pig!   Personally I go straight for a window seat and order the baked eggs, you can’t go wrong. This brilliant breakfast consists of prosciutto, 2 eggs, machergo cheese and sage placed in a fry pan and thrown under the grill, served with corn salsa and toasted sourdough on the side. Prochitto, perfection….. pig happy.

The bitter: It is small, so when the sun is shining you might have to be a patient pig

The sweet: The service, they will love you as long as you don’t knock Collingwood

The damage: The bill won’t be Massive, you can get a juice, coffee and meal for under $30

Bondi Massive – 2 Campbell Parade, Bondi Beach – NSW 2026 – (02) 9365 5738

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2. Trio:

Wander down the hill a little further and you will stumble across a big set of windows, some beautiful boars basking in the sun and hoards of people waiting to get in. Once you weasel your way in I have no doubt you will be happy with the mediterranean menu – poached pair porridge for those who like it lite, or for my fellow hungry pigs you can’t go past the Boss Eggs. Being a Truffle Pig, I oinked with joy when I tasted the creamy scrambled eggs mixed with truffle oil  teamed with some olive sourdough and smoked salmon. Hello heaven on a plate!

The bitter: If you get seated outside be sure to slip slop slap or you will turn into crackling, no umbrellas here

The sweet: The menu offers all your familiar favourites as well as some exotic eats

The damage: Slightly more expensive, but you will be so full you will skip lunch so its worth the $35 you pay for all the trimmings

Trio – – 56 Campbell Parade, Bondi Beach, NSW 2026

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3. Deli Bottega:

Tucked away in the back streets, this place is the perfect place to watch the world(or Bondi) go by while sipping on a coffee and scratching your head over what to order from the menu that is for a feast for the eyes as well as your belly. Let me make it easy for you and suggest the pesto eggs, you won’t regret it. Perfectly poached eggs, crisp and crunchy prosciutto and silky smooth homemade pesto stacked upon some perfectly tanned sourdough toast.

The bitter: In the warmers months the service can be slow when pigs are packed in

The sweet: I have dreamt about bathing in that pesto it is that delicious

The damage: Standard breakfast bill, meal and coffee for about $20

Deli Bottega – 144-148 Glenayr Ave, Bondi Beach, NSW 2026

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4. Brown Sugar

Don’t underestimate this teeny tiny restaurant, it knows how to produce big and beautiful breakfasts and bunches. For those mornings when can’t quite decide what you feel like, Brown Sugar has the answer – the 5 Side Plate. Tomatoes, rocket, avo, prosciutto and feta – what more could you want? Well… I was really hung over and hungry so I ordered eggs and hash browns too. Don’t judge me! If you tasted it, you would understand. The iced coffee was the exact headache cure I needed to see me through the day, all-in-all the perfect meal.

The bitter: This place is as small as a brown sugar bowl so there is limited space

The sweet: Bunch, I love a place that celebrates the time between breakfast and lunch with another meal

The damage: Standard $25 to fill you up and quench your thirst, unless you’re as hungry as me of course, then you might need a mortgage.

Brown Sugar – – 106 Curlewis St, Bondi Beach, NSW 2026

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5. Harry’s Expresso

When I think of the name Harry I think of kid or a K9 who is friendly, relaxed and dishevelled, same goes for this happy hang out. The juices are liquid perfection and the toast is even better. The portions are perfect and the ingredients are undeniably fresh. My favourite would have to be the sourdough toast with smoked salmon, cream cheese and capers. You will be served these  scumptious slices by the friendly staff who seem to the know their regulars and their dogs by name.

The bitter: Sharing your bench with strangers, I am happy to hear their stories but I don’t want to share mine

The sweet: Cheap, cosy and casual – prepare to eat out of our lap

The damage: barely any, you can get a coffee and a meal for under $20.

Harry’s Expresso – 136 Wairoa Ave,  Bondi Beach 2026 NSW –  (02) 9310 2180

I am always on the hunt for good food so if I have missed any great beach side breakfasts, send your suggestions my way.

Oink oink,

Truffle Pig.